you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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