do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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