Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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