only if we run a train.
done.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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