That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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