My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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