i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
