A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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