I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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