just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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