she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
