So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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