It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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