let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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