Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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