I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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