I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
As shirtless as possible
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
