I'm really into asian looking animals
i just had sex bonerless
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
