doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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