I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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