i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
