You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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