Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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