Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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