it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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