Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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