i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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