I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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