it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
