put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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