Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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