Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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