If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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