what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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