i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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