I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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