C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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