Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Say something about gay babies.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
