Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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