i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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