are you still at the devil's house?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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