So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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