Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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