If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Randomize
