I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
we should paint friendship bongs
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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