remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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