what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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