Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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