Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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