I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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