If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
two words...techno handjob
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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