Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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