I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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